POUNDSTONE: No, I'm talking about "Mary Poppins," yeah, yeah. Clippy And Paula We listen to one of the all-time most requested bits on our show, and Paula Poundstone takes issue with more than one scientific study. CONAN: I understand that those were originally manufactured in East Germany. Paula Poundstone (born December 29, 1959) is an American stand-up comedian, author, actor, interviewer, and commentator. Paula Poundstone was born on 29 December 1959 in Huntsville, Alabama, USA. Yes, most of what I say I make up on the spot. We'll wait for the comment till she answers that question. You know, obviously there are questions and so - especially if it's a multiple choice, you know, they've had to make up the other multiple choice options and he does - not all of it but a lot of it. I recently bought wrinkle cream. CONAN: Part of Paula Poundstone's new book is about the experience of going through all of this and the dozen therapists, counselors, psychiatrists who evaluated her for the court who diagnosed her as bipolar, depressed mildly, depressed severely, borderline personality disorder, drug and alcohol dependent, alcoholic, obsessive-compulsive, manic-depressive, compliant, noncompliant, defensive, paranoid, prompt, late, city mouse and country mouse, which makes her the perfect guest for TALK OF THE NATION. CONAN: Your humor has always been observational and always, at least in part, about your own life and, you know, obviously self-deferential in a lot of those references. The authoritative record of NPRs programming is the audio record. Right now, Allison Poundstone lives in Santa Monica, CA. My face is folding in on itself. My dog was a cute little puppy when I got him. I guess France had been bothering Scotland, and England had taken issue with that. He was on top of the sport for a long name and was massively po. POUNDSTONE: No, I was beyond that. But, in fact, there is for Peter's end of things. The Wright Brothers? She did not want to put her family through this.. She played at theaters, colleges and corporate events.. Apparently I was so bad that it appeared I had planned to be bad, as if it had been a studied, skillful execution of a plot of mine, or perhaps of a rival network against the Later show. CONAN: I don't think - you're not talking about "Happy Feet." I did three shows of a series for ABC once. POUNDSTONE: No, I haven't put that together. She provided backstage commentary during the 1992 presidential election on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Joan Jeanne Joan said she never sat for a portrait, but there are many artists renderings of her. 90 Day Fiances Molly, Cynthia Friendship Timeline. MONICA: And, yeah, I just would like your comments on that, and I'll take my answer off the air. In fact, we have some breaking news - that the publication of the book and, indeed, the Fox TV interview with O.J. Well, it was four shows. POUNDSTONE: Out of deference to me and my family, I was actually court- ordered to Alcoholics Anonymous on television. I have no one to blame but myself -- which, Ive always said, takes the joy right out of blaming. For a while I thought I had an ice cream problem. And when I would come into the studio to tape my part of it, invariably I had just come from some sort of, you know, some sort of personal drama somewhere or whatever. But - so I guess that's good. But were it not for the Wright Brothers and what I believe the fact that they had obsessive-compulsive disorder, we would still probably be about 20 years away from the Cinnabon right now. It is a citizens' support group that works to raise funds and awareness for their local libraries. CONAN: Endangering your children was getting arrested for driving drunk with them in the car. He eats the side of the house. Details, 'OutDaughtered' Star Danielle Busby's Transformation From Wife to Mom, Meet Return to Amishs Sabrinas Newborn: Cutest Photos of Baby No. Ken calling from Cleveland, Ohio. (SOUNDBITE OF TV SPECIAL "PAULA POUNDSTONE: LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN"). POUNDSTONE: Oh, I worked with - my sort of graduating class was Steven Wright and Jim Tingle. [4] In March 2019, comedian Tig Notaro named "Cats, Cops and Stuff" one of The 5 Funniest Stand-Up Specials Ever for TIME Magazine. As it turns out, my dog Cal is part black Lab, part German shepherd, part pit bull, and part chow. CONAN: That's a giggle - it's a giggle last name right to begin with. Toshia played a wolf and a peasant. Paula Poundstone navtevovala regionlnu stredn kolu Lincoln-Sudbury. Name: Allison C Poundstone, Phone number: (310) 828-6737, State: CA, City: Santa Monica, Zip Code: 90403 and more information We've missed seeing some of that recently. She also voiced the Lidia Jimeno Makes 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise Debut, All of the Celebrities Who Got Engaged in 2023 So Far. She started serving as a foster parent in the 1990s. TOM: Hey, Paula, I understand that you don't like lawyers, which really grieves me grievously because I am a lawyer and I'm really nice. My criminal court case in Santa Monica was rescheduled three times in a row, weeks apart, in part because the court clerk wrote the wrong time down on my lawyers official document. Most people in AA have bunnies. Not too many sentences later he told me, "Were like a family here." The voices eventually told her that she had been chosen by God to restore the kingdom of France. Poundstone was born in Huntsville, Alabama, the daughter of Vera, a housewife, and Jack Poundstone, an engineer. Allison Poundstone's birthday is 03/23/1994 and is 27 years old. Paula is asexual and finds it difficult to make out with men. Nm 2001, c b bt v gy nguy him cho tr em v c hnh vi dm i vi mt c b v thnh nin. . Ms. Poundstone, 44, earned more than $1 million a year in the 1990's. She was on ''The Tonight Show With Jay Leno'' and HBO comedy specials. POUNDSTONE: Peter Sagal is great. NewsBreak provides latest and breaking news about Paula Poundstone. GREG: And I can't fly on an airplane without thinking about the poor people on the left who never get to see the good stuff out the window. One POUNDSTONE: Yeah, that was probably the ultimate of wrong place at the wrong time. There is a bit of controversy in the record as to whether Joan Jeanne Joan regularly took her turn driving the livestock to pasture, but if she did it drunk wed have something in common. Page 3013 of 3700. Writes Nick Zaino III of the Boston Globe, "Her crowd work has always been unusualher natural disposition, curious and ever-perplexed, allows Poundstone to aggressively question audience members without ever seeming threatening. STEVE: And I'll take the answer off the air here. In 1990, she wrote and starred in an HBO special called Cats, Cops and Stuff, for which she won a CableACE Award, making her the first woman to win the ACE for best Standup Comedy Special. K t u nhng nm 1990, Poundstone nui dng tm a tr. He said he was trying to make sure I was a woman. No, it was - I always say I've been to hell and back, and even the and back wasn't all that pleasant. Disney Role Forgetter Paula (left) So, Paula, why don't you try that one. Comedian and author Paula Poundstone talks about her new book, There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say, the best part of her arrest, and why she never wins on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. DAVID: I just had a quick question. Sometimes, after exercising the dog, while popping my arm back into its socket, I think about getting rid of him, but hes an important part of my punishment. I buy impulsively sometimes, totally forgetting what I look like and how I spend my time. Cron said his client was disappointed that she will no longer be allowed to be a foster parent. I bought a black chiffon spaghetti-strap shirt and jacket once. I got to tell you, though, I wanted to be lawyer when I was young because I was such a fan of Perry Mason. It would be very hard to talk about my life and not bring that up at that point. In 1989, she won the American Comedy Award for "Best Female Stand-Up Comic". Why not save ink and call her "d"? POUNDSTONE: A lot of swimmers haven't worked that out yet that that's what you do: You breathe out. This is TALK OF THE NATION. It was one of the worst show-business experiences Ive ever had, and Ive hosted a pie-eating contest brought to you by Zims family restaurants. POUNDSTONE: That is correct. And, you know, the best thing I can do is not do it again and make sure that - you know, hopefully what my kids will see is someone who - and they were pretty young; I mean, they don't know all that much about what took place - but, you know, hopefully what they'll see is someone who made mistakes and, you know, kind of picked themselves up and kept going and hopefully got, you know, better than before. [7] In 2017, she launched a new science-comedy-interview program on NPR called Live from the Poundstone Institute that released episodes weekly, then stopped suddenly, saying the semester is over. However, about three weeks later, having had no success at quitting drinking on my own, I went into a rehab for 30 days and got stuck there for 180 days. I'm going to make one of the rare exceptions for the rule for you. Our e-mail address is talk@npr.org. And also CONAN: Why don't we try one at a time, Monica. 90 Day Fiance's Hamza's Green Card Status 'Battle' Amid Memphis Divorce, 90 Day's Hamza Requested Paternity Test for Daughter Amid Memphis Split, Dont Be Tardys Kim Zolciak Is 'Heartbroken' Over House Foreclosure, Inside 90 Day Fiance's Tiffany and Dan's Split 'on Good Terms', 90 Day Fiance's Josh 'Would' Reconcile With Ex If He Splits From Natalie, 90 Day Fiances Natalie, Josh 'Still Dating': Update on 'Another Season', Find Out Which 'Teen Mom OG' and 'Teen Mom 2' Couples Are Still Together, Teen Moms Nathan Griffith Arrested for Domestic Battery in Florida, LPBW's Audrey and Jeremy Roloff's Family Trip to Disneyland: See Photos. I did have a drinking problem. Vuonna 1989 hn voitti parhaan naispuolisen stand-up-sarjakuvan tittelin American Comedy Award -palkinnossa upeasta tystn. It's an attractive image, isn't it? Id have been pretty water-safe back then. TALK: 800-989-8255, 800- 989-TALK. At seventeen I left high school because there was a parking lot that needed to be hung out in, and I didnt want the brainy kids to have to take a shift. I sobered up by the next day and bought another bunny to prove I would have gotten the first bunny even if I wasnt drunk. Not that I didnt perhaps suck. Also, is Poundstone your real name, and if so, is that why you're so funny? You know you - they must pump in that smell to the airport, because, you know, you can't smell jet fuel in the airport, but you smell the Cinnabon. Unit History Search for build/ship and warranty information to find historical build data, configuration information and warranty claims performed on a transmission. NPR transcripts are created on a rush deadline by an NPR contractor. Its no wonder Im tired a lot -- that has to be a draining process. Anyways, I broke up with him. I said, "Mom, they werent trying to teach you to swim.". Be the first to add a relationship . Her fame grew in the 1990s when she became a regular on national TV talk shows, including The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.. POUNDSTONE: No. Buy Tickets. It wasnt an honest blooper, it was a conspiracy. So maybe what we should do is just have some sort of election that says we get to have a Democrat and then we select him privately. Join Facebook to connect with Allison Poundstone and others you may know. I beat out Larry King and Charlie Rose, and Larry King became bitter and had me on his show and didnt show up to do the interview. So it's just going to go on an on. At nineteen I became a stand-up comic, turning my back on a successful table-bussing career, and at forty-one I was arrested, putting off my canonization indefinitely. They are Toshia, Thomas, and Allison Poundstone. I have videotapes of it that I take around the country with me and watch over and over again. Go ahead, please. In my defense Ill say that I was drunk. And what a bumper festival it will be - running two weeks rather than the usual one. At nineteen she was captured by the British, tried by the Church, and burned at the stake as a heretic. It was a series. I have no comments to make. I guess I was in denial. Let's see if we can get to Greg. We need you! The phone number for her is (310) 828-6737 (Verizon California, Inc). You're listening to TALK OF THE NATION from NPR News. The youngsters in Joan Jeanne Joans community had the responsibility of taking each familys sheep, goats, and cows to pasture and watching them while they ate. He is really a clever, funny guy. You're listening to TALK OF THE NATION from NPR News. Are Janelle, Christine and Meri Suing Kody Over Money From Coyote Pass? When she was twelve, Ms. dArc heard voices that she believed were sent by God. Maybe on Thanksgiving. Visit our website terms of use and permissions pages at www.npr.org for further information. Poundstone's first book, There Is Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say, was published by Crown in 2006. Help us build the largest biographies collection on the web! CONAN: Well, Beethoven, you wrote, Beethoven billed himself as Ludwig von Beethoven at the Burgtheater because von meant you were royalty and van meant you were a maker of overpriced sneakers that weighed heavily on one's feet. My face started to wrinkle this year. Comedian and author Paula Poundstone talks about her new book, There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say, the best part of her arrest, and why she never wins on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. I'm Neal Conan. Paula Poundstone vl nav precjusies, lai gan kop devidesmitajiem gadiem via kalpo par auduveckiem. this is David. Agent . The military must have bunkers full of carefully separated corduroy and black chiffon secreted away somewhere in Nevada. He kind of does a little side smirk with his face and just goes shhh. [17] In a plea bargain, she changed her earlier plea of not guilty, and in exchange prosecutors asked for the court records to be sealed, dropped three counts of committing lewd acts against a child, and added a misdemeanor count of inflicting injury upon a child. Each chapter is a different figure. POUNDSTONE: Nor Beethoven, who I just had a ball with. So there was the fodder of the individual characters and I just sort of wove in and out, you know, my own life and my own observations throughout. Poundstone Pussy Pillow. Paula gim Hantsvilyje, Alabamos valstijoje, JAV. I keep picturing Michael Landon and Della Reese surrounded by those little white decorative soaps shaped like angel heads, but Im sure thats inaccurate. He did it. PAULA POUNDSTONE: I had a little drinking problem, but I guess you heard already. DAVID: Yeah. Im not sure which high shelf to put the house up on. Allison Poundstone Female, Person 1991 - 147 Views. I answered. In fact, my daughter Toshia was in a kids production of the play and I saw that a few times. But each time I time I try to say something about Abraham Lincoln I find myself diverting to something that - it reminds me of something that happened to me or it reminds me of something else entirely. I love Perry Mason. CONAN: Here's an e-mail we got from Amir(ph). In June 2001 I was arrested on a felony child-endangerment charge, for driving drunk with my children in the car, a misdemeanor child-abuse charge, the details of which I am not permitted to discuss because they are sealed by the court, and four charges of lewd acts with a minor, which were later dropped. 2023 Update, Inside Teen Moms Ryan and Mackenzie Edwards' Relationship Timeline, Indio Downey Releases Life-Affirming Music Video for 'September', Jordyn Woods Reflects on How Pressures of Fame, Scrutiny Affect Her, Jordyn Woods on Her Future With BF Karl-Anthony Towns: Special Person, Inside the Gabby Petito Case: From Disappearance to Homicide to Lawsuit, Megan Fox and MGK's Relationship Is 'Toxic': 'There Is Concern for Her', Farrah Abraham Slams Mom-Shamers Over Daughter Sophias Piercings. I'm pretty certain - I've not read anything that said this, but I think it's a safe bet that the Wright Brothers had obsessive-compulsive disorder, as do I. POUNDSTONE: I think - I'm a Democrat, first of all, and as a Democrat every time I hear that Bush's numbers have gone down I think to myself we should vote today. Paula Poundstone is an American stand-up comedian, author, actress, interviewer, and commentator. POUNDSTONE: Joan of Arc and I actually have a lot of similarities. I dont see what function it serves in nature, but its amazing. He's a genius. She continued as a comedian and began appearing on several talk shows. [10], Poundstone is No. It would have been no big deal, but we had nine cats. CONAN: But did you have to wear that clip on your nose like they wear in the Olympics? Our guest, of course, Paula Poundstone. It's part memoir, part comedy, part history. Prosecutors said the terms of probation will require Poundstone, who is being treated in Malibu, to complete six months at a rehabilitation center. 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